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Current JoyPoll results for 915 entries:
What do you think happens to your money in the time between transfers?
It takes a lot of time squeezing money through the Internet pipes, ... and they have to use armored trucks, instead of the regular Internet trucks. |
60 |
6% |
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The bank has to spend a lot of time punching monkeys off the money trees, ... I'd love to get those monkeys off my back too. |
39 |
4% |
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It rides on the backs of winged unicorns, which unfortunately, can only fly so fast, ... they should get some tips on speed from Santa's reindeer. |
83 |
9% |
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The greedy devils use it to make more money, while still charging me interest, ... well, I guess they have to feed their greedy little devils somehow. |
440 |
48% |
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It's not the banks fault, you can blame it all on the Expedited Funds Availability Act, ... as soon as you mention those regulations, I lose interest. |
39 |
4% |
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It must be nice to have enough money to worry about your money, ... absence makes the heart grow stingier. |
225 |
24% |
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I'm only interested in the results. |
110 |
12% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and usury.
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