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Current JoyPoll results for 1363 entries:
How would you fix the iPhone Grip of Death?
The so-called Grip of Death doesn't exist, so it doesn't need fixing, ... it doesn't exist, but it is magical. |
205 |
15% |
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Free bumper cases for all, ... I'd be happy with a free Apple-branded rubber band. |
224 |
16% |
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There is no fixing, it's recall time, ... yay, another lineup we can lineup for! |
107 |
7% |
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Keep marginalizing the problem, and hope it goes away quietly, ... I'm trying that with my procrastination, it's isn't working. |
48 |
3% |
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Perform the Grip of Death on a few Apple executives until they fix it, ... I prefer the Spock pinch. |
140 |
10% |
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Pray to the tech gods for a software fix, ... they demand a shattered glass iPhone 4 sacrifice. |
105 |
7% |
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Where men fail, send in an Android, ... and when the Android fails, get a landline. |
262 |
19% |
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Join in on the class-action lawsuit... WooHoo!, ... as usual, the lawyers have all the fun. |
59 |
4% |
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If I fix my iPhone, can it still have kittens? |
213 |
15% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the grip of rounding.
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