Current JoyPoll results for 1286 entries:
Would you stop doing something for money?
Nope, I would never take a payout, ... you prefer goods and services?
28
2%
Depends on how much money it was, ... is there a futures market for your morals?
96
7%
Depends on what it was I had to stop doing, ... you have two exceptions... breathing and surfing the web.
219
17%
Depends on a complex algorithm of the two, ... if stomach is grumbling > money in pocket then I'm easily convinced.
697
54%
I don't care what it required, if I got a $100 credit on the Apple Store, I'd do it, ... with Macworld coming up, I suspect you'd go down to $50.
137
10%
If I just view the results, do I get a penny?
108
8%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and joyPoll-olla.
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