Current JoyPoll results for 1043 entries:
Best gift to give someone that you don't like?
A donation to a charity you know will bug them, ... Save the Spiders Society?
237
22%
A self-help book, ... How to Not to Use Gift Giving as a Weapon of Abuse.
74
7%
Gift certificate to a horrible restaurant, ... did somebody say "McDonald's"?
81
7%
A huge box of styrofoam packing material, ... the gift of static electricity.
199
19%
No gift is the best gift, even if they give you one, ... Scrooge would be so proud!
139
13%
'Tis the season to love thy enemy, ... but keep your Frenemies closer!
179
17%
Hmmmm, people hate me, maybe I'll be getting lots of stuff this year!
134
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and geeks bearing gifs.
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