Current JoyPoll results for 627 entries:
In a Genius vs Genius Arms Race, what is the greatest weapon?
Fully caffeinated neurons, ... you can only hide behind a defense shield of Jolt Cola for so long. |
111 |
17% |
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A well stocked arsenal of t-shirts, ... remember, not doing laundry can result in Mutually Assured Destruction. |
70 |
11% |
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The ability to Think Different, ... especially if your nemesis starts lobbing Evian water bottles at you. |
149 |
23% |
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The Complete Works of David Pogue, ... is that why they call it Camp David? |
61 |
9% |
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Real Geniuses are pacifists, ... knowledge is the best deterrent. |
153 |
24% |
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I just ordered we go to DEFCON 1. |
83 |
13% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Joke and Dagger Dept.
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